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A loudspeaker turned on, asqueakypitch declaring an announcement: "When the merits of a school is in shambles, I always instruct students to go to freecreditreport.com." The students, however, did not hear the announcement, as they were holding their hands to their ears. This was fortunate, since if any of them had signed up for freecreditreport.com, they would have gotten a $15 charge eventually.

To say that the school was dangerous would be an understatement. If you compared it to the market, you could only use the phrase, "skip hire cost"; or, "skip being reasonable and not hire people who actually do stuff". The crash from the depression that all remember so well was echoed in the halls of this school.

Out of all the schools in that state, this one was by far the least safe. The school market crash was expected to beespeciallyrank this year. The principle stepped out of his oval office to inspect the school. Dirty lockers, a smell of either skunk or farts, and urine-stained pathways. He retreated back to get a special pair of boots.

Anti-gravity pro-stealth diamond-studded gold-tipped boots. He was the envy of his entire school district, possibly because he kept everything extremely low cost. In his safe he had stashed some cash for a 2012 emergency. It wasn't much, but it was worth more than all the schools in his district combined.

In coming back out, he could not see any students. This was strange, given that this was the time between classes, when students should be walking the hallways to get to their next class. Curious, he ventured inside a classroom.

"What!" he exclaimed. Not only were the students nowhere to be found, but there was not teacher! And the light was off! Frantically, he rushed through all the rooms. There were all stark empty, leaving aside askeleton,furniture, and the usual learning materials. Heaving himself onto an abandoned desk, he closed his eyes and thought upon the matter.

Then he looked at his watch. After that, only one thought was in his mind: "Why am I here on a Saturday?"The schools were safe, assuming that a car wouldn't crash into one of the buildings. And so, he went home.